My friend Roger recorded his granddaughter's conversations, which made me decide to record some of James' observations on life.
Over Christmas any tree with lights was automatically a 'kiss kiss tree'. So I suppose it stands to reason that when he saw an ambulance with its lights flashing he said, "Look Mama, a kiss kiss car".
"Hello bus. Hello people. Bye bye bus. Bye bye people." [As we drove past a bus stop]
The hairdresser gave him a book to look at as a distraction.
"Oh, thank you so much." [So much? It did sound a tad pretentious!]